5.05.2013

Advice for Undergraduates

Harvard-Bound? Chin Up

By DAVID BROOKS
Op-Ed Columnist
March 2, 2006

I've got great news! You're young and you're smart and next year
you're beginning college. Unfortunately, I've also got bad news.
The only school you got into is Harvard, where, as Peter Beinart of
The New Republic notes, students often graduate
"without the kind of core knowledge that you'd
expect from a good high school student,"
and required courses can be
"a hodgepodge of arbitrary, esoteric classes
that cohere into nothing at all."
But don't despair. I've consulted with a bevy of sages, and I've
come up with a list. If you do everything on this list, you'll get
a great education, no matter what college you attend:


Read Reinhold Niebuhr. Religion is a crucial driving force of this
century, and Niebuhr is the wisest guide. As Alan Wolfe of Boston
College notes, if everyone read Niebuhr,
“The devout would learn that public piety corrupts private faith and that faith
must play a prophetic role in society. The atheists would learn that some people
who believe in God are really, really smart. All of them would learn that good
and evil really do exist ? and that it is never as easy as it seems to know which
is which. And none of them, so long as they absorbed what they were reading,
could believe that the best way to divide opinion is between liberals on the one
hand and conservatives on the other.”

Read Plato's “Gorgias.” As Robert George of Princeton observes,
“The explicit point of the dialogue is to demonstrate the superiority of philosophy
(the quest for wisdom and truth) to rhetoric (the art of persuasion in the cause of
victory). At a deeper level, it teaches that the worldly honors that one may win by
being a good speaker...can all too easily erode one's devotion to truth? A devotion
that is critical to our integrity as persons. So rhetorical skills are dangerous,
potentially soul-imperiling, gifts.”
Explains everything you need to know about politics and punditry.

Take a course on ancient Greece. For 2,500 years, educators knew
that the core of their mission was to bring students into contact
with heroes like Pericles, Socrates and Leonidas.
“No habit is so
important to acquire,”
Aristotle wrote, as the ability
“to delight
in fine characters and
noble actions."
Alfred North Whitehead agreed, saying,
“Moral education is
impossible without the habitual
vision of greatness.”


That core educational principle was abandoned about a generation
ago, during a spasm of radical egalitarianism. And once that
principle was lost, the entire coherence of higher education was
lost with it. So now you've got to find your own ways to learn
about history's heroes, the figures who will serve as models to
emulate and who will provide you with standards to use to measure
your own conduct. Remember, as the British educator Richard
Livingstone once wrote,
“One is apt to think of moral failure as due to weakness
of character: more often it is due to an inadequate ideal.”

Learn a foreign language. The biographer Ron Chernow observes,
“My impression is that many students have turned into
cunning little careerists, jockeying for advancement.”
To counteract this, he suggests taking “wildly impractical” courses like
art history and Elizabethan drama.
“They should especially try to master a foreign language as a way to annex another
culture and discover unseen sides to themselves. As we have evolved into a matchless
global power, we have simply become provincial on an ever larger stage.”

Spend a year abroad. Shibley Telhami of the University of Maryland
believes that all major universities should require a year abroad:
“All evidence suggests this, more than any other, is a
transforming experience for students that lasts a lifetime.”

Take a course in neuroscience. In the next 50 years, half the
explanations you hear for human behavior are going to involve brain
structure and function. You've got to know which are serious and
which are cockamamie.

Take statistics. Sorry, but you'll find later in life that it's
handy to know what a standard deviation is.

Forget about your career for once in your life. This was the core
message from everyone I contacted. Raised to be workaholics,
students today have developed a
“carapace, an enveloping shell that hinders them from
seeing the full, rich variety of intellectual and practical opportunities
offered by the world,”
observes Charles Hill of Yale. You've got to burst out of that narrow
careerist mentality. Of course, it will be hard when you're
surrounded by so many narrow careerist professors building their
little subdisciplinary empires.

But you can do it. I have faith.









2.07.2013

ggplot Valentine's Day Theme

I wrote an R package to apply a Valentine's Day theme to plots created with ggplot. It includes a color palette based on the colors of candy hearts which can be used with the custom scale_color_valentine() and scale_fill_valentine() functions. It also features two custom fonts that apply sweet title stylings and flirty text throughout the plot.

The package is available from github at https://github.com/zief0002/Valentine



1.13.2013

Running

Throughout my life I have had a love/hate relationship with running. In more recent years this has trended toward hate. High school was easily the pinnacle of the "love" side of the spectrum, which also extended into college. (It is amazing how this also corresponds to the time in my life when I weighed ~125lbs.) Since then, I can honestly say the results of running I definitely love, while the act itself is tantamount to fingernails on a chalkboard.

In the 9th grade, I was suckered into joining the track team by my friend Josh Davis. It seemed like a great idea. I would spend afternoons with friends, and I was pretty fast. What could running a few sprints hurt? After about two days of working with the sprinters, it was clear that I didn't have the short-twitch muscle structure to be a viable sprinter. It was then I was "traded" to Coach Domek and the middle/long distance runners.
Apollo High School Track & Field Team; 1989-1990
My Track Photo; 1989-1990

Talk about hurt. Every workout sucked. Ladders. Sowbellys. Long runs. Fartleks. Horrible. I have never in my life experienced a runner's high. At best, there was a time when I could put my mind in a different place and not really feel anything. Most of the time it was just anguish to me. By the end of that first year, I was a miler and had run my first sub seven minute mile. (This is not good.) By the middle of my second season I was running the mile in the 4:50s (this was good, but at the time we had three other runners faster than that). I quit in the middle of that season because of consistent, recurring  shin splints (there was actually a fissure in my tibia).

That next fall I was talked into joining the cross country team–like track except longer runs and races were on a field (often a golf course) rather than the track. Cross country was more fun than track. The head coach had a different personality than the track coach, which made things better. Also, running on the grass was much easier on my legs. In the three years I ran cross country I was never great. I think I ran my best 5k in about 17:40(ish), which again was good, but not even close to the top runners.

Apollo High School Cross Country Team; 1991-1992
I never ran on an organized team after high school. I have run some races since those days, generally doing pretty well in my age group. One year I ran the North Country 10k in Walker, MN. I won my age group and as a prize I was given a bird house and a jar of jam. 



In summer 1997, I ran my last races (most likely forever). My buddy Josh Davis, who I mentioned earlier, were both working at the YMCA in St. Cloud that summer, and we decided to get into really great shape. In addition to lifting huge weights on a daily basis (and quoting the movie Pumping Iron while we did that), we also decided to begin a running routine. To make sure we followed through with this, we also signed up for 3 races (a 10k, 5k and 1-mile). 

I won my age group for the last two of those. The 5k was the absolute worst. We were both hung over and I don't know how either one of us made it through that race. The one-mile race was in St. Paul, and after we ran that race we had to walk back to our car (we had stupidly parked near the starting line). En-route back to the car, a parade was passing by and Norm Coleman waved at us. We both waved back and then gave him the finger. 

Digital Scrapbook: Class Pictures

Row 1: Jon, Daniel Schultz, Linda Klug, Andrew Zieffler, Nissa, Becky Gully, Joelle Anderson, Kayla Hoeschen
Row 2: Jean Jordan, Nicole Schoenberg, Kristen Betterman, Mike Mullen, Robin G., Ricky, Kira Camp,
Chad Brommenschenkel, Tara Nydeen
Row 3: Mrs. Moilanen, Mike Talbot, Paul Jacobs, Kevin Loke, Shannon, Tony Neu, Angela M., Sharon Kline, Tony Hatton, David Butzlaf, Carl Stut, Mrs. Erickson  





Mr Werschay's Grade 7 Social Studies Class; 1986-1987
As I look at the Kindergarten picture, it occurs to me that any of those outfits are Hipster chic currently.

Although I have spotty memories from this era (playing hockey with Tony Hatten, Joel Lieser and Bob Hess; programming and playing Apple IIe games with Paul Jacobs) the person that I spent the most time with through the Westwood years was Jean Jordan.

Jean and I were always in the advanced groups in reading and math and spent a lot of time just hanging out playing with Cabbage Patch Kids, trading stickers and Garbage Pail Kid cards. You can also see the slide in the 3rd Grade pic (left-hand side) that we used to hold hands near. It was heart-breaking for both of us after 6th grade when she went to Technical High School and I went to Apollo High School.

Jean went on to an acting career and was a pioneer in reality television [read her post-house interview at Salon.com]. I have never watched Big Brother and didn't find out until many years after her appearance that she was even on the show. It is unfortunate that most of America only knows her from this (what I can only imagine is a) mind-numbing television show. Jean was one of the most caring, sweet, sharp people I knew. Wherever you are Jean, and whatever you are doing, know that I will always remember our time together learning multiplication of numbers with two digits and you will forever be a Westwood Wildcat.

1.11.2013

Trafficking White Powder

I have a friend who works at Bay State Milling coordinating the transportation of flour. (This makes him super-cool because he works at a place that is essential to toast production.) The following YouTube video gives a sneak-peek into the very operations used to make flour that then eventually become the sweetest ambrosia to grace out taste buds....toast.