Chili (6 months)

I can't believe Chili is almost six months old! Where does the time go? They grow up so fast. She is now an uncontrollable 43 pounds. What is new in her world you ask? She has been working with a dog walker three days a week. Sometimes better than other times. She walks Deb, our dog walker, for 30 minutes every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Chili has also discovered the excitement of playing Ball. When asked, "Where's your ball?," Chili will run around inquisitively until she locates said ball (An Air Dog Squeaky Tennis Ball), which is generally either under the dining room table or on the couch. Our games of ball usually consist of the following sequence of events (sometimes in mixed order):

• Me throwing the ball
• Chili chasing the ball and skidding across the wood floors
• Chili bringing the ball back to me
• Me asking Chili to "Drop It" (This event is usually repeated ad nauseum)
• Chili refusing to drop the ball and continuously ramming the ball into my outstretched hand
• Chili occasionally dropping the ball on the floor and then immediately picking it up
• Me finally duping Chili into letting me have the ball
• Then the sequence generally repeats until one of us (usually me) becomes tired of the game.

Chili has also grown an affinity for the Monday Night Football Theme Song. If this piece (Note to Dr. Wirth: Sorry I called it a song in the previous sentence...I should have used "piece" since there were no lyrics associated with said ditty.) is whistled, Chili will immediately attack the whistler with a bevy of kisses and wipe out anything unlucky enough to be anywhere near her tail which will be wagging at roughly 300 miles per hour. Her display of affection is almost pornographic in nature.

Seattle

We just got back from the Joint Statistics Meetings which were held in Seattle this year. What a great city. The weather was wonderful, cool and a nice mix of sunny and dreary. We stayed at the Marriott Waterfront which was on Pier 66. We had a beautiful view of Elliott Bay out our balcony. Pike Street Market was about 3-4 blocks from the hotel, and I walked through it to the convention center every day. We did a lot of walking (which was fantatic in the cool weather) and a lot of eating (dining itinerary to follow) in the 5 days we stayed. We visited a gallery of dog and cat art (The Studio of Ken Bailey) which is where the pictures come from.

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Sunday August 6

Elliott's Oyster House

Steamed Penn Cove Mussels

Tossed with jalapeño peppers, fresh lime juice and tequila paired with a classic Caesar salad

Alaskan Cod

Pike Ale battered and panko breaded, served with coleslaw and Elliott’s fries

Deschutes Black Butte Porter

Dark and distinctive like Black Butte itself, Black Butte Porter uses chocolate and crystal malts, crafting a rich, approachable porter.

Blackberry Margarita

Cuervo Gold blended with blackberry juice, fresh lemon and lime juices, blackberry brandy and triple sec

Ivar's Acres of Clams

Crispy Calamari Dusted with Smoked Paprika

Fried baby spinach and caramelized sun dried tomato, Smoked roma tomato coulis, lemon aioli

Sautéed Manila Clams and Penn Cove Mussels

Basil pesto, garlic, pine nuts, white wine sauce

2003 Benton Lane Pinot Noir

The hot growing season resulted in a “big” Pinot Noir with a dark ruby color, and aromas of ripe black plums, dark berries, currants, and cassis framed by sweet and spicy oak notes. The concentrated ripe berry fruit mid-palate is balanced by lively acidity. The finish is long and succulent.

2002 Sagelands Cabernet Sauvignon

This wine reveals an intense nose of Bing cherry aroma, and a delicate touch of sweet vanilla and caramel. On the palate, bright cherry flavors, round tannins and a touch of cocoa powder on the lingering finish.

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Monday August 7

Starbucks (Flagship Store)

Pike Place Blend

This distinct blend of the finest Latin American coffees offers a smooth complexity and a touch of roast intensity that capture the true essence of our very first store

Von's Grand City Cafe

Open Faced Turkey with Cheese

Ohana Restaurant & Sushi Bar

Belltown Roll

Salmon, avocado, cucumber

Crunchy Roll

Crunchy, mayo, & masago, topped with shrimp

Firecracker Roll

Tuna, salmon, krab, avocado & cream cream cheese with peanut sauce & spicy mayo on side

Spicy Tuna Roll

Spicy tuna, cucumber, kaiware

Blue Hawaiian

Bacardi Light Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice, sweet & sour mix, served over ice

Blue Dragon

Absolut Mandrin Vodka, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and Coco Lopez, blended smooth

Sapporo

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Tuesday August 8

Le Panier - Very French Bakery

pain au chocolat

Chocolate filled croissant

Café Petit

The world's tiniest cup of coffee.

Pike Place Chinese Cuisine

The Oceanaire Seafood Room

Steamed Mussels À La Mariniere

Fried Fisherman's Platter

Fresh Cod, Shrimp, Scallops and Oysters with Salt & Vinegar Fries

Sour Cream & Onion Mashed Potatoes

Nickel & Nickel Chardonnay - Searby Vineyard

Clean, vibrant and intense, with crisp green apple, spice, citrus and hazelnut flavors that feature lively acidity and a long, persistent finish that keeps the fruit at the forefront.

Elk Cove Williamette Valley Pinot Noir

This 2002 Pinot Noir Willamette Valley gives beautiful black fruit combined with an intensity of earth showing on the nose. The palate follows the bouquet with sweet black cherries intertwined nicely with tar and spice notes, finishing off with a bit of tobacco while acknowledging the purity of fruit and acidity.

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Wednesday August 9

Tully's Coffee

Breakfast Blend

This blend of African and South American coffees is an aromatic masterpiece. The sweet floral aroma inspires a cup that is bright and delicate with hints of blackberry and citrus. Tully's Breakfast Blend brings warmth to the beginning of your day.

Caramel Latte Macchiato

The Latte Macchiato is essentially a layered latte, prepared to inspire a unique espresso experience. Hovering just under a layer of foam, the espresso is present in the very first sip, along with a touch of foam, followed by velvety steamed milk for a unique blending of flavor.

Cafe Campagne

Croque-monsieur

Parisian ham and Gruyère on pain de mie with a green salad

Merguez en baguette

Spicy beef and lamb sausage sandwich with carrot, garlic and lemon salad

VdP des Cévennes Domaine de Gournier

La Saison de Rosé! In Southern France, rosé is the beverage of choice - as an aperitif, at lunch, at dinner. Santé

Côtes du Rhône Mirelle et Vincent

Cool and elegant, pure and with lovely scent of loganberries.

94 Stewart

Fried Avocado

Panko encrusted ~ tomato ~ chive oil ~ Dungeness crab ~ corn relish

New York Steak

Grilled to order ~ roasted pepper, braised shallot butter ~ Yakima vegetables ~ Portobello potatoes

San Joaquin Gold

The creation of the Fiscalini family. A semi-hard cheese with a natural rind and a mild buttery taste. The best of many cheese we love all rolled into one wheel. Straw in color, it is a wonderful cheese for snacking, but can also be used as a topping for soups or salads. Superb grating and melting cheese.

Blackberry Crisp

Covered with vanilla gelato...yummy!

2004 Willakenzie Estate Pinot Noir

The wine displays an appealing garnet color and exceptional clarity. The aromas give an initial impression of fresh, bright red fruit, enhanced by subtle herbal tones.

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Thursday August 10

Fish Club (by Todd English)

“Fish Club” Sandwich

Grilled Fish of the Day with tomolive tartar sauce, Bacon on Toasted Sourdough, salad Frites

Half Pound Grilled Burger

Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Sautéed Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic Herb Frites

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Chili (4 months)

Chili is growing up. She is now almost 30 pounds. She is actually heavy when you pick her up now. And, when she uses your leg as a pillow, her weight can put your leg to sleep.

Since her last trip to the vet, where she was boarded for two days, she has become quite unmanageable when it comes time to crate her. She essentially turns into Cujo when she nears the crate. We have tried feeding her in the crate, and that has helped some, but she still hates the crate. Since she is better about not peeing in the house (at least not as much), we have begun leaving her out for short trips away from home. So far she has done pretty well.

She has also learned a few commands (or as she sees them, suggestions)

• Come - this one works about 60% to 70% of the time
  
• Sit - she is pretty good with this
  
• Down - she is also good at this one
  
• Shake - she just learned this, so it is still improving

All of these commands go out the window as soon as a cat walks through her field of vision. And, when there is food involved, she will go through all she knows in no partcular sequence. We have tried to teach "off", but that only works about 10% of the time.

The other big event in Chili's life in the past couple of weeks was the purchase of a Gentle Leader Head Collar. This contraption came highly recommended by pretty much everybody in the world of pets (Humane Society, vets, etc.). You put this deal around the dog's head and also part of it goes around their snout. Then the leash attaches to the part that is around their nose, so that when they walk too far ahead of you or pull on the leash, their head gets turned around. It is supposed to work miracles. It lasted under two seconds. She pulled it off immediately. After re-tightening the leader so that she was essentially muzzled, we tried again. This time she fell over on her side, paws working at the leader like mad, and the thing came off in under a minute. We tried several days, thinking that she might get used to the dumb thing. Didn't happen. When I mentioned this to the guy at Bone Adventure in Edina, he recommended the Gentle Leader Easy Walk Harness as an alternative. This worked like magic. She doesn't mind the harness, and it turns walking a 30 pound maniac into a breeze.

Wedded Bliss...

California. How do I describe thee? Hot. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. And, to be perfectly honest, it isn't any cooler while you are wearing a tuxedo in that torrid heat. Enough about the heat, let's get on to the crux of this post.

We got Josh hitched! That picture is of him and his bride, Emily. He was the first of our friends to get married and actually have several of us at his wedding. Before this one we are a combined 0 for 3. (Two dis-engagments, and a divorce.) But, I have faith in this one. They really are good for each other.

Not too much to report. The wedding was far better than the bachelor party (Hooray!). The ceremony was poignant and succinct. The food at the reception was not bad. The DJ played some good tunes. People danced, including Tim. Seth and Charlie had the women making goo-goo eyes at them. Josh didn't trip or step on Emily's train. All in all a resounding success.

The one classic Josh moment happened the next day. Place: Outback Steak House. Time: Evening. Josh started eating my salad. Red snapper anyone?

Catch Up...

It seems I need to play catch up. Oh how I have neglected thee; my beautiful blog. What has been happening you ask? Well, I have been playing the role of single parent to Chili, Sigma and Secant. With Lauren in Chicago (or Tampa), I am left to raise the critters on my own during the week. Also, I have renewed my commitment to Six Feet Under. I had previously been stuck in Season 4 due to the boredom it was causing me. It did get significantly better toward the end of that season, and Season 5 is infinitely better. The World Cup is also taking up some of my time. However, I am actually a little bored with some of the games. Maybe after watching a season of Longhorn football, I can no longer watch any sport doesn't include illiterate athletes with criminal records. Who knows.

What of the Chili update you ask? No fear. Here it is. She is now about 10 weeks old. Less than a week after getting those baby gates, she somehow managed to get over the top of them. They do manage to corral her to the main floor of the house. This is good since she also can go up and down stairs with ease at this point. She walked downstairs the other day and before I could turn around from transfering laundry to the dryer, she had eaten about 3 huge mouthfuls of the cats' chow. Last Friday she went to the vet for another shot and check up. The results were as follows:

• Weight: 14.6 pounds
• Stool Sample: Normal
• Heartworm Pill: To be given July 1

She also walked with Lauren and I to the pet store so we could buy some sort of "stop-your-dog-from-bleeding-when-you-f*ck-up-cutting-her-nails" powder. During this trip she also came away a couple new toys (a big furry mouse that she picked out and a plush orange and white soccer ball that Lauren and I picked out for her), and some more rawhide bones. The next purchase needs to be a toybox so that our living room doesn't look like ground-zero anymore. The best Chili news of the past couple weeks (at least for Lauren and me) is that she managed to sleep all night. This happened just last night, so I am hoping that this is a continuing trend and not a one-time deal.

What else have I been filling my time with aside from old TV and sports? Not much...some reading (I'll get to that in the next paragraph or so), teaching (I can't believe how fast we cover material in the summer), and more than a few naps. The two big events in the last couple weeks have been Josh's Bachelor Party and the MN Advocates for Human Rights dinner with Laura (AKA the do-gooder lawyers dinner). All I will say about the bachelor party is that it involved (1) camping in the rain in an RV that looked (and smelled) a lot like a frat house, (2) a tubing trip down the Apple River in what felt like 30 degree weather, and (3) strippers that looked like they were about 40 years old.

Now on to the dinner that I had with Laura to try and raise funds for this do-gooder organization. The dinner itself was pretty weak considering it was a catered event for the glitterati of Minneapolis. The menu consisted of:

• Baby greens, cranberries and walnuts that could be swathed in the patron's choice of a bleu cheese or vinaigrette dressing served in a "i'm on a diet...let me put my own dressing on the salad" silver-ish teapot looking container
  
• A variety of buns placed a priori on the table by the catering crew. I had a herb encrusted bun, but there were a few different types to choose from. This was accompanied by another dish that was full of small orb shaped butter nuggets. It looked like a rabbit had crapped butter into this dish (the butter orbs were the same size and consistency as bunny dung)
  
• The main dish was a piece of chicken swabbed with marinara sauce and mozarella cheese served on a bed of rice and black olives. It also came with a vegetable medley that was color coordinated with autumn foilage (Carrots - orange, Squash - yellow, and Zuchini - green). Serving vegetables with those colors alongside an already red covered piece of meat made them look like amateurs. It looked like a California brushfire broke out on my plate. I have three words for them: Presentation, presentation, presentation.
  
• Finally, the final course was either a Lemon Mousse accomanied by a shard of strawberry, or a more traditional Chocolate Mousse layered on a chocolate cake type substance and garnished with a chocolate leaf. These were also pre-placed by the catering crew...one in front of each place on the table and were alternated so that one place had lemon and the next chocolate, etc. I found it funny that at our table, these were shuffled about so that all (and I mean every single one) of the women had a chocolate mousse, leaving the men with the lemon ones.

The program, which consisted of giving some folks a human rights award, was hosted by Garrison Keillor. He was one of the better parts of the evening for most people in the crowd. The people who won awards were also allowed to speak. At one point during those speeches I reminded myself that they had won their award for their work in human rights...not for speaking. These speeches were often made more intolerable by the sporadic applause offered by the primarily affluent caucasian audience and was made even worse whenever one of the speakers used a snappy trite catch-phrase that would appeal to their bleeding heart captive (and by captive I mean mostly bored) audience. This whole thing would have been horrible except for the fact that I got to hang out with Laura.

Enough about the dinner. I have managed to find a little time for reading. I am currently working on The Cat's Pajamas: Stories by Ray Bradbury. This is a collection of newer short stories from Bradbury. Some of them are great, like the one about a group of senators that lose the United States during a night of gambling at a casino. I have also been reading some scholarly papers about Value-Added Growth Models used in school accountability. Before I end this post I leave you with a few great links.

• The Church Sign Generator: This was used to create the graphics for this post.
  
• End of the World: This is a funny flash animation.
  
• The Evolution of Dance: This is a great video of a guy dancing his way through many of the dance crazes from the 1950's to present.

Chili (8 weeks)

Chili actually looks bigger this week. Her bark, however, is still quite juvenile. She accompanied Lauren and I to Starbucks this morning and promptly introduced herself to about 10 kids who walked by. In the last week we have found two lifesavers. Baby gates and rawhide bones. These save both our sanity and our arms. It also gives the cats a place to escape to.

While the rawhides have eased up some of the chewing on Lauren and I, Chili still manages to get her mouth on all sorts of things. Here is a partial list of things she has chewed on or eaten in the last week:

• a dead bug (She ate it as soon as she found it)
  
• two Southern Living magazines (ripped them to shreds)
  
• an old glove she found in the alley the other day
  
• the couch (thank god Pottery Barn slipcovers are only $700)
  
• numerous twigs, leaves and other detritus
  
• the ironwork on the dining room table
  
• Sigma's tail (He didn't care for that and hit her 3-4 times in the snout in about a fourth of a second)
  

She has also gone on several walks this last week. While walks are what most dog owners call it, with Chili it is more of a prance/drag/sniff/bound. A typical "walk" consists of her prancing happily for the first 20 feet, then we stop and sniff something and promptly sit down (or lie down). After that, there is a tugging in any direction except the one you would like to continue walking in, And finally, there is a bounding run past you that end abruptly when she stops to sniff a stick, look at the concrete, etc. If you continually repeat this process you will have an idea of walking with Chili.

Summer Break Literature

Thanks to the new pup, an overwhelming need to sleep after a hectic semester, the start of the World Cup, and the fact that every TV show ever is available on DVD, I haven't read as much as I've wanted to over these last few weeks. As noted in my last post, I have finished a few books despite the distractions of frequent naps.

One of them was a book called 10th Grade by Joseph Weisberg. This was a quick read told from the point of view of a 10th grader named Jeremy. It had all the necessary components of your typical coming of age story: somewhat unpopular narrator, hot girl love interest, supporting cast of confused depressive friends, sisters, and a prom. Nonetheless, it was a refreshing read for the first book this summer.

The other book I mentioned in the last post was a fantastic little tome entitled Fargo Rock City. Written by Chuck Klosterman, this book is a must read for anyone who grew up on the musical interpretations of Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses, Warrant, Tesla and the like. Klosterman is a master of the pen (or word processor). He writes about hair metal with the same passion as Herman Melville wrote about whale blubber, with vastly different results. (Note: Herman Melville's 8 billion pages about whaling, entitled Moby Dick could put even the most insomniac person into a napping coma. If you haven't had the torture, I mean pleasure of reading this "classic," you can read a synopsis of it here). Anyway, Klosterman effortlessly weaves his tale, waxing philosophic about these 1980's icons. He actually makes you want to pull out those old W.A.S.P. and Dokken albums, let your hair down (at least what's left of it) and rock like you did in 1989. As he writes in the epilogue,

"I could never love Radiohead as much as I loved Mötley Crüe. I could never love Radiohead as much as Mötley Crüe because I'll never be 15 again. I can certainly appreciate Radiohead, but they're not an extension of my life. No rock band will ever be again. For 99 percent of the populace (myself included) that kind of mystical connection can only happen during those terrible, magical years when you somehow convince yourself that a guy like Nikki Sixx understands you."

Those sentences sum up everything that many of us in that generation still feel about this era of music. And, while most of our musical tastes have evolved, there are certain days where like Klosterman and Twisted Sister, we just want to rock!

Most recently, I have completed John Grogan's Marley and Me. This book was laugh out loud hysterical...until the final chapters where I bawled like a little baby. While dog owners might appreciate this one a little more, I feel it could still appeal to people who don't have a barking critter living in their home. You can't help but laugh at the exploits of this hound nor help but be touched by his loyalty and his gigantic heart. Another quickie for the summer months, this one only took a few days to read.

What is next on the summer reading itinerary? As always, too much. Another Klosterman book, Killing Yourself to Live; the Hornby edited Speaking with the Angel; the politically satirical FUBAR: America's Right-Wing Nightmare; Howell's classic Statistical Methods for Psychology; and hopefully, several others.

Chili (7 weeks)

Last Friday (May 26) we got a puppy. She is a rambunctious little golden retriever (at least when she is awake). She has joined our family with reckless abandon. She is the youngest member of the family and has two older "siblings," Secant (1 1/2 year) and Sigma (a little over 3 years). Both of the cats have accepted her (sort of), at least when she is asleep. They tend not to be too fond of her barking at them.

Chili, short for Chili Dog, does four things really well: sleep, chewing (on anything or anybody), peeing (both outside :) and on the floor :(....thank god for wood floors), and eating (right now she puts down a cup and 1/2 of food per day). In fact, if she had one of those grade-school report cards, she would get a SUPERIOR rating in each of those four categories. If she was graded on sleeping through the night, entering her crate without crying, not barking/chasing the cats, not using arms/legs/noses as rawhide chews, she would get a big red "X" in the NEEDS IMPROVEMENT section.

What does Chili do for fun, aside from chasing the cats? We have been to the dog park a couple times. She seems to really enjoy running around and playing with the other dogs. Last night she got run over by a giant poodle. No lie. She got broad sided by this huge, white, curly imitation of a bad 80's hairdo. Then she got slobbered on by another very large dog that looked like it had perma-saliva attached to and dripping from his jowls.

She also seems to enjoy TV and movies. She has seen a couple Twins games, two episodes of Northern Exposure (the finale from Season 3 and the first episode from Season 4), Intolerable Cruelty, two minutes of The Matrix, and the first third of Best in Show. She has mostly slept through all of these, but she did perk up when one of the dogs barked during the opening seconds of Best in Show. Don't believe that because she watches TV that she is a Philistine. Not at all. She has "helped" me read parts of three different books in the last week (Fargo Rock City, 10th Grade, and Marley and Me). Sometimes she does sit with indifference during these literate moments, but usually she wants to take a more active role in her education.